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Hitmen Walk into a Bar and Kill Three People

Mexico, Three people were riddled with bullets Friday in an armed attack on a bar. Also one got injured.

The attack, which occurred a few steps from a government office, was motivated by a dispute between members of the criminal groups “Los Tlacos” and “Los Ardillos,”.

Witnesses to the attack point out that hitmen from an armed group entered into the bar's facilities at 1 AM and attacked customers and staff indiscriminately with bullets. After the attack, the attackers fled the scene.

Security videos from cameras installed in the business show how two subjects enter the place and draw firearms with which they shoot at people who were at one of the tables, finishing them off when they were already lying on the floor.

S. “N”, V. “N” and an unidentified male person died and S “N.” got injured.
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Re: Hitmen Walk into a Bar and Kill Three People

Absolute chaos.

It’ll take a while for some of those people to be able to go back into any bar for an evening for a few drinks. If I was there probably never.
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Re: Hitmen Walk into a Bar and Kill Three People

I thought this was gonna be one of those "Guy walks into a bar" jokes...

A guy walks into a bar and sits next to a hitman who charges $10,000 a bullet —

The man says "Aren't you the guy who charges 10k per bullet?" The hitman replies "Yeah, thats me." The man says "I have a job for you. I've got 20k to spare, and I found out my wife was cheating on me with my best friend. I want you to shoot my wife in the head, and my friend in the penis." The hitman accepts the offer, and the man gives him the name of the hotel they are staying at.

They both arrive at the hotel, and climb to the roof of a building next to it. The hitman aims at the window of the wife's hotel room. The man says to the hitman "Why are you taking so long? Go ahead and take the shots!" The hitman says, "Be patient. I'm trying to save you $10,000."
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Absolute chaos.

It’ll take a while for some of those people to be able to go back into any bar for an evening for a few drinks. If I was there probably never.
These are targeted attacks. In the US the shooter would just spray everyone.
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These are targeted attacks. In the US the shooter would just spray everyone.
It’s almost as if those shooters are targeting everyone.

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Super styling pink 80's shirt the hitman is rocking....
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A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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WALK IT OFF!
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Re: Hitmen Walk into a Bar and Kill Three People

Those 3 chicks walking out were lucky they just paid their tab.
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