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The engine wasn’t on. With a standard transmission you must maintain above a certain RPM yourself or the engine will die. It is impossible to be at a dead stop, turned on, and in gear with nobody inside. If you let off the clutch while in gear at a stop without applying any throttle to maintain RPM the truck will lurch like this and die. There is no way it could sit there in gear and still be running.

Truck was off and popped out of gear.
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I love how the dude in the blue sweater just noped the fuck out of there.

It's crazy how people in China seem barely give a shit.
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I'm a girl. Why did that truck jump like that?
It saw a pretty girl.
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I love how the dude in the blue sweater just noped the fuck out of there.

It's crazy how people in China seem barely give a shit.
I guess you understand why they are working on a social credit system now. Things like this have probably gotten out of hand.
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04-20-2022, 10:58 AM
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This is literally why I come on here.

This is one of the reasons I love coming here. Whatever kind of shape I’m in mentally I can watch someone in way worse shape than myself, read a few comments, then find this kind of fun, harmless and witty exchange that makes me laugh my ass off.
Thank you Lrrr for the grand laugh! It really made my day!

Good find LN this was good all around.. great really..
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Actually, the guy sold helium balloons. He just had the bricks to keep the truck from floating away.

or something.
I love Chinese balloons!
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China can afford to lose a few.
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I have to admit. That was almost funny
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Fair enough. Were I the fairer sex, I might not have divulged it.
I thanked you for it now also. We all make little mistakes of that sort. One time I saw an elderly woman drop her purse and as I went to pick it up, I was conflicted as to whether or not to return it to her. I am ashamed to say this because I was going through a tough time myself at the time, but I fucked a dead moose.
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Damn


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