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Old 04-19-2022, 06:13 PM
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I like how the passer by keeps on walking like this shit happens daily.
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Old 04-19-2022, 08:16 PM
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If the motor is on it will “lurch”. If it’s parked on an incline with the motor off and it pops out of gear it’ll just roll.
Oh my! So, the engine was on?? I may be a girl but, that thought never even crossed my mind. Ofcourse a man would do that.
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Lol, how China remains the most populous country in the world escapes me .

It’s called “fucking”
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Re: ~Guy Gets Run Over By His Own Truck~

Truck was a brick layer.
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Old 04-19-2022, 09:40 PM
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Truck was a brick layer.
Actually, the guy sold helium balloons. He just had the bricks to keep the truck from floating away.

or something.
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Re: ~Guy Gets Run Over By His Own Truck~

blue sweater guy, nope it wasn't me, my hands are still in my pockets .
Guy got almost stoned too to make the accident complete
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or you’ll end up on here while some guy explains what happened while taking a shit.
I too am a DR shitter.
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Oh my! So, the engine was on?? I may be a girl but, that thought never even crossed my mind. Ofcourse a man would do that.
The engine wasn’t on. With a standard transmission you must maintain above a certain RPM yourself or the engine will die. It is impossible to be at a dead stop, turned on, and in gear with nobody inside. If you let off the clutch while in gear at a stop without applying any throttle to maintain RPM the truck will lurch like this and die. There is no way it could sit there in gear and still be running.

Truck was off and popped out of gear.
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Very unlucky
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Re: ~Guy Gets Run Over By His Own Truck~

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It’s called “fucking”
add to that the women not rly being able to say no to the men when the men wanna fuck.

many minority cultures are like that,
esp in much of asia and and most all of afreka.
(hyper-sexual men, very little BC)
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