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Re: Futsal Goalkeeper Dies After Saving Penalty Kick

Always amazes me that nobody starts CPR! Ball probably interrupted his heard rhythm. CPR and a defib. He'd have probably survived. Seemed more interested in getting him off the pitch. Clueless!
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Re: Futsal Goalkeeper Dies After Saving Penalty Kick

CPR? He got killed by getting hit in the chest so let’s save his life by hitting him in the chest some MORE
Yup, it would have probably worked, or at least given him a chance( if it was arrhythmia caused by the impact ).
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he took the clot shot.
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Re: Futsal Goalkeeper Dies After Saving Penalty Kick

Damn, I remember when Damar Hamlin collapsed from that in an NFL game but he got hit by some dude's shoulder pad.

I never really thought about a speeding soccer ball having enough impact to do that.
Commotio cordis requires a specific set of conditions. A blow directly over the heart, within a 20–40 millisecond window of the cardiac cycle and with a precise force (not too hard or too soft).

Commotio cordis is exceedingly rare, with only 10–20 cases reported annually in the U.S., primarily in sports like baseball, hockey, or lacrosse, where projectiles or collisions are more common.
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Reason #3,462 for remaining a couch potato... athletic trim-bodies die young.
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At least he saved the goal
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...So did they win?
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Re: Futsal Goalkeeper Dies After Saving Penalty Kick

Yup, it would have probably worked, or at least given him a chance( if it was arrhythmia caused by the impact ).
He died from smallpox
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Soccer is so gay it kills
Lucky it's not soccer then, I guess.
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Lucky it's not soccer then, I guess.
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