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07-15-2018, 09:51 PM
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Dude failed horribly
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07-15-2018, 10:31 PM
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Re: Failed Suicide

Just a small miscalculation. No problem...
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07-16-2018, 12:24 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide

Oh, in that country he’ll die from those injuries. Just gonna take a week or so.
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07-16-2018, 12:36 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide

That'll learn him.
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07-16-2018, 12:43 AM
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Poor bugger should be euthanised.
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07-16-2018, 01:29 AM
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“Quick! Everyone gather around and record him! Nice job, men.”
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07-16-2018, 08:49 AM
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Hey man you did it! Welcome to hell
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07-16-2018, 09:03 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide

Instead of comforting or helping the guy, we have 10+ morons filming him with their smartphones
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07-16-2018, 09:04 AM
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Jumping from a high place onto concrete seems to be the most surefire way of exiting this realm. Not much can go wrong with that as long as its high enough. Not as though one accidentally sprouts wings or the afterburner up your ass ignites. No siree. Splatto.
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07-16-2018, 09:33 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide

He's still fucking dead, we might fucking see his noodle fucking leg again filled with fucking maggots next time


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