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03-20-2018, 06:57 AM
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I wonder if all of his buddies started calling him "Flinchy" after that.
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Stick the fucking barrel in your fucking mouth !!!!!!!!!!! Blow the fucking top of your head off. jesus h Christ.
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Not only in his life, he even managed to fucked up in suicide attempt
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Where do you even start to fix that.
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Bruh... chew with your mouth closed!!!! Oh, wait ...
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07-18-2019, 07:11 AM
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Poor guy he should be ok now, I hope. He looked kinda cute, even with that wound
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I want to give him a hug
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A "failed" suicide is always a success!
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I mean fuck tell them to shoot me again. Maybe he should have went to target practice. How do you fail using a shotgun
"Maybe he should have GONE to target practice." For God's sake there is enough death. Please don't massacre the English language.


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