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02-23-2018, 11:57 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1151 male Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 564 564Posts 7,404Thanked 249Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Fail Suicide Attempt
I mean fuck tell them to shoot me again. Maybe he should have went to target practice. How do you fail using a shotgun  |
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02-23-2018, 12:09 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2639 Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 160 160Posts 271Thanked 25Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
Last second flinch, or just a poor trigger. Polish the internals up and give it another go.
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#3
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02-23-2018, 02:17 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:827 There's more than 2 genders BIGOTS! Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 942 942Posts 2,365Thanked 208Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
Plaster should fix that right up  |
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#4
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02-23-2018, 02:49 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,541
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
He must be a proper fuck up if he can't even kill himself with a firearm. |
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02-23-2018, 02:58 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:818 Male Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 960 960Posts 2,079Thanked 97Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
The blast blew his head back and only blew his mandible apart. Successful suicide rates from a shotgun is a lot lower than you’d think.
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#6
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02-23-2018, 03:09 PM
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| My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:684 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,276 1,276Posts 3,860Thanked 218Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
A friend of mine tried to shoot himself but the shotgun barrel was too long. Reaching for the trigger, the gun moved and he blew his shoulder out. We went to see him in hospital and asked him why he didn't saw the barrel down. His answer? "It wasn't my shotgun"  |
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#7
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02-23-2018, 07:25 PM
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 Lisan al Gaib Poster Rank:327 Male Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 3,960 3,960Posts 3,355Thanked 4,504Quoted 74Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
He'll just simply die of starvation if they don't help him.  |
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#8
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02-23-2018, 07:54 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:150 Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 11,213 11,213Posts 2,531Thanked 2,440Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
Oh, for Lucifer's sake, please do him the favor of finishing the job! |
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#9
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02-23-2018, 08:15 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:493 Man...iac Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 2,142 2,142Posts 3,059Thanked 255Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
Now he has another reason to add to the list of reasons to die.
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02-23-2018, 08:22 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,632 49,632Posts 76,393Thanked 24,347Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
I like how they have no apparent concern about securing his airway |
