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02-23-2018, 11:57 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1144 male Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 564 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 249 Post(s)
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Fail Suicide Attempt
I mean fuck tell them to shoot me again. Maybe he should have went to target practice. How do you fail using a shotgun  |
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02-23-2018, 12:09 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2630 Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 160 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 25 Post(s)
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
Last second flinch, or just a poor trigger. Polish the internals up and give it another go.
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02-23-2018, 02:17 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:820 There's more than 2 genders BIGOTS! Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 943 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 208 Post(s)
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
Plaster should fix that right up  |
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02-23-2018, 02:49 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
He must be a proper fuck up if he can't even kill himself with a firearm. |
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02-23-2018, 02:58 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:813 Male Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 961 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 97 Post(s)
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
The blast blew his head back and only blew his mandible apart. Successful suicide rates from a shotgun is a lot lower than you’d think.
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02-23-2018, 03:09 PM
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| My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:680 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,275 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 218 Post(s)
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
A friend of mine tried to shoot himself but the shotgun barrel was too long. Reaching for the trigger, the gun moved and he blew his shoulder out. We went to see him in hospital and asked him why he didn't saw the barrel down. His answer? "It wasn't my shotgun"  |
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02-23-2018, 07:25 PM
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 Lisan al Gaib Poster Rank:324 Male Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 3,943 Mentioned: 74 Post(s) Quoted: 4493 Post(s)
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
He'll just simply die of starvation if they don't help him.  |
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02-23-2018, 07:54 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:146 Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 11,232 Mentioned: 21 Post(s) Quoted: 2440 Post(s)
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
Oh, for Lucifer's sake, please do him the favor of finishing the job! |
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02-23-2018, 08:15 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:485 Man...iac Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 2,152 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 253 Post(s)
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
Now he has another reason to add to the list of reasons to die.
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#10
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02-23-2018, 08:22 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 48,302 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23823 Post(s)
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt
I like how they have no apparent concern about securing his airway |
