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That piece of hanging flesh . . . he's not going to get a date if he has that
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He only had one bullet or just suddenly changed his mind?
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Nice! A very appropriate Preacher reference.
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He looks like Jeff Goldblum after he morphs with the fly...
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Either a .410 or that wasn't a shotgun
I could see why you would think it could be a smaller gauge or failing to use a slug/buckshot, but this time it was just the poor placement.

This isn’t first time I’ve heard of shotgun suicide ending in a blown off face and its typically the placement that fails you regardless of caliber(temple under/under chain are no-no’s).

Behind the top of the ear or in the mouth.
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He failed in everything in life, so he went to kill himself (and he even failed at that!)
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03-18-2018, 08:08 PM
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changed his mind right at the last moment ooops
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Should have drank some Drano
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(Sung to the tune of "Three Times a Lady" by Lionel Richie.)

Yes, you're once....
twice....
three times a loser.
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Re: Fail Suicide Attempt

Would have worked if he aimed the shotgun at a 80-60 degree angle instead on straight up at 90 degrees but fr u really must suck at aiming if you can’t hit something at point blank


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