[John Doenut]

Typical communist country, only those with fuckin pinko T-shirts are allowed to know where the fucking off button is.

[exdeath]

No thanks just let me die at that point.

[thetenor]

Come on baby…… Let’s do the twist…. In my best Chubby Checker voice!! LOLOL..

[volleyballbat]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

the dreaded barrel roll

When there's no crocodiles around, East Asian factory machines have a crucial role doing death roll.

[TSoprano007]

Round and Round he goes if he survived nobody knows.

[Xploit Machine]

never go near a rotating machines

[ngo]

do a barrel roll!

[daveyharry]

Originally Posted by mothmon ↗

I have one of those electric mixers with the blades; well, kinda, sorta, that I knead my bread dough in, and a little smaller of course. But same thing really. Never thought I'd see a human being kneaded in one though. Thank you, China, for another first for me Amazing he survived

N. suffered amputation to both his legs, and one of his arms. His ribs were shattered, and he suffered a traumatic brain injury. He died in the early hours of the 26th.