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04-29-2020, 04:47 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,685
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Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Ecuador, E. S. C, 72, committed suicide by throwing himself under the wheels of a delivery truck when he was going to buy a quick meal for his breakfast. Relatives of the deceased collected the body and loaded it into a van, then took him to the house to bury him. He was a carpenter and made a living working on the beach, fixing boats.
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04-29-2020, 07:50 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:142 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,818 11,818Posts 10,841Thanked 6,222Quoted 32Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
A human speed bump.
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04-29-2020, 08:31 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:303 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,283 4,283Posts 23,544Thanked 1,439Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Don't even think he got the job done. Must suck to be suicidal and without the means to make a dramatic exit.
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04-29-2020, 09:15 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2580 Female, except on Wednesdays Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 166 166Posts 176Thanked 5Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Thank god for 4k CCTV systems covering random Ecuadorian shantytown rooftops. Never know what you'll capture in the background one day.
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04-29-2020, 10:48 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3028 Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 130 130Posts 471Thanked 47Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Not suicide. He just wanted to get a nice massage for his back pain  |
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04-29-2020, 11:17 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3696 Male Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 91 91Posts 271Thanked 29Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Poor bastard probably could have been Olympic dive champ. 9/10 for form and... Execution.
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04-30-2020, 01:34 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:617 Female Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,485 1,485Posts 2,560Thanked 140Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Shouldn't have picked a truck that was made out of balsa-wood transporting helium
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04-30-2020, 03:42 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:6 Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 114,421 114,421Posts 100,038Thanked 1,892Quoted 23Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
aligned it perfectly to run over...his ass.  |
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#10
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04-30-2020, 04:30 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1828 Male Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 283 283Posts 1,423Thanked 68Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Should have let the tire go over his head only...now he’s a quadriplegic
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