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04-29-2020, 04:47 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,200
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Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Ecuador, E. S. C, 72, committed suicide by throwing himself under the wheels of a delivery truck when he was going to buy a quick meal for his breakfast. Relatives of the deceased collected the body and loaded it into a van, then took him to the house to bury him. He was a carpenter and made a living working on the beach, fixing boats.
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04-29-2020, 07:50 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:141 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,547 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6129 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
A human speed bump.
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04-29-2020, 08:31 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:300 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,229 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1424 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Don't even think he got the job done. Must suck to be suicidal and without the means to make a dramatic exit.
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04-29-2020, 09:15 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2572 Female, except on Wednesdays Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 166 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 5 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Thank god for 4k CCTV systems covering random Ecuadorian shantytown rooftops. Never know what you'll capture in the background one day.
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04-29-2020, 10:48 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2991 Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 132 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 47 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Not suicide. He just wanted to get a nice massage for his back pain  |
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04-29-2020, 11:17 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3686 Male Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 91 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 29 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Poor bastard probably could have been Olympic dive champ. 9/10 for form and... Execution.
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04-30-2020, 01:34 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:609 Female Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,493 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 140 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Shouldn't have picked a truck that was made out of balsa-wood transporting helium
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04-30-2020, 04:30 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1912 Male Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 265 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 64 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Man Throws Himself Under the Wheels of a Delivery Truck
Should have let the tire go over his head only...now he’s a quadriplegic
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