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06-18-2021, 12:52 PM
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Elderly Man Run Over by a Bus
dead. Mexico. that sux.   |
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06-18-2021, 01:53 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:442 I identify as Dovahkiin. Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 2,592
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Re: Elderly Man Run Over by a Bus
Bus driver: "Now why on earth would the city put a speedbump right on top of a damn crosswalk?!... I feel like that could be really dangerous...  oh well *goes on about his day.*
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06-18-2021, 03:16 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Run Over by a Bus
Fucking diot. All he had to do is wait 3 to 4 seconds for the bus to go by, and he would've made it—instead, he made sure he shuffled his demented, senile ass right in front of it. This is the price one pays for never exercising and lifting weights—throughout the entire lifespan. Driver fucked up though—had he paid attention, this could have been avoided. After all, pedestrians have priority—especially when riding zebras.  Because of their inherent lack of safety, however, such pedestrian crossings ought to be phased out for good, since they are nothing but trouble and potential death traps—and as such, should be replaced with traffic lights. Lest Grandpa should end up catching the bus after all. |
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06-18-2021, 05:03 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Run Over by a Bus
Is he gonna be okay?
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06-18-2021, 05:38 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:385 Probably Male. Who knows really? Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 3,086
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Re: Elderly Man Run Over by a Bus
I saw what you did there.  |
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06-18-2021, 09:16 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:59 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,391
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Re: Elderly Man Run Over by a Bus
Impatience will cost  |
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06-18-2021, 10:17 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Run Over by a Bus
In-patient costs an arm and a leg too. But funeral costs covered this one. After all, he was only trying to make it to the other side—and he did.  |
