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04-07-2021, 09:39 PM
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Re: Elderly Man is Ramming Over by a Bull
This is my prized bull, Sparky. Sweetest bull that ever lived. He used to come to the fence and beg for chin rubs. I swear you could see a smile on his face as you rubbed his chin. Well, one day, he saw a rabbit and playfully chased it through the meadows. Stuck his face in the rabbit hole trying to catch the darn thing and a damn bat bit him on the nose.....gave him rabies it did. Well the rabies turned Sparky mean. He trapped a mother and her son in a car. Had to put ole Sparky down. I was distraught. But the old man across the way told me there was a way to fix it. To make it right. So we took Sparky up to the old Indian burial grounds. Everyone comes over for Sparky rides, then Sparky does this to the old man that took us up to the indian grounds |
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04-15-2021, 08:26 AM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4240 Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 72 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 9 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Man is Ramming Over by a Bull
I can't believe, in 2021, those primitive a-holes still have bull fights! Getting pleasure from watching animals die proves they'll never truly be civilized South of the Rio Grande. As Sandy Cheeks said ('Spongebob'), "ya mess with the bull, ya git the HORN!"
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