Ecuador - Prison Guard Executed Amid Ongoing Siege in Guayaquil

[tarvin890]

I'd rather be hung that head cut off. Hanging you pass out before 15 seconds...your oblivious to the body dying

[Lil bit 2 smooth]

All part of the system

[Lil bit 2 smooth]

America is part of the problem we should be in Mexico more than any other country helping clean out that place but we leave them so they can take the blame

[slimjim]

The military should've use this as an excuse to kill the whole gangs in there and rid most of them.

[Massacreman]

I'm just going to point out how absolutely fucked every prisoner in Ecuador is after this.

You think any prison guard is doing shit for anybody in there after this? Haha, no. It'll be "blow them apart first and mail the pieces back to the family." There will be no second.

And anyone with any relation to these gang members are also absolutely boned with a rusty nail covered baseball bat when they're brought in.

This is usually a thing any competent government let's happen once, there is no twice.

[bigbear8]

Originally Posted by tarvin890

I'd rather be hung that head cut off. Hanging you pass out before 15 seconds...your oblivious to the body dying

Depends on the knife, but most of the time, I would prefer the beheading, as the huge blood loss and immediate drop in blood pressure would spell a very quick death; nowhere near as long as 15 seconds.

[docfr8]

Originally Posted by bigbear8

Depends on the knife, but most of the time, I would prefer the beheading, as the huge blood loss and immediate drop in blood pressure would spell a very quick death; nowhere near as long as 15 seconds.

Obviously you've never been put in a sleeper or choked out.. it quicker than you think

[bigbear8]

Originally Posted by docfr8

Obviously you've never been put in a sleeper or choked out.. it quicker than you think

That’s right, I have never put myself into that sort of predicament and never will.

But yes, a sleeper hold can put you out very quickly. My response was directed at his 15 second estimate. Additionally, I’m not so sure that a sleeper hold is comparable to a hanging as the bodies reaction to the two are quite different from what I have seen. I think it depends on how well the hanging is carried out.

[obliterate800]

Wtf is happening in Ecuador lately, pal? This gang war's been stewing longer than nonna's pasta fasul! It's like trying to find the right spice in a pot of chaos, capish? Can someone give me the lowdown on the Ecuador situation, or am I gonna need a cannoli to sweeten the deal?

[fapfapfap]

Originally Posted by ironmike

Too bad they aren't an oil producing country, the USA would be jumping in to help (sarcasm intended).

What an awful, level 0 take.

If you knew anything beyond the most cursory, ignorant view of the world, you'd know that not only is Ecuador in fact an oil-producing country, they became the first country to vote to halt oil production in 2023.

That means there's almost a billion barrels of oil sitting there not being exported, and now the country is in chaos.

If there was ever a time to "swoop in cuz oil LOL" this would be it.

You'd also be talking about how this crisis is the result of the U.S. led war on drugs in Columbia.

But you're actually an ignorant douche, so all you an muster is "lol oil".