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The first stab lacerated some artery or vein by his collar bone, and the subsequent stabs were shallow ones to his pectorals, after it seems he instinctively became alarmed at the depth of the first puncture. Blood immediately fills up his shirt from his collar bone laceration, and being drunk, he stumbles around while putting pressure on his superficial pectoral wounds, enabling the blood loss we see.
Sub-clavicular, possibly. That'll end it for you. Probably ended old Patesh, too.
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Well that's a new one.....hey I'm so happy I think I'll stab myself.....oops I grabbed the sharp knife instead of the prop knife....here I come Buddha
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I bet it was the damn corn
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no amount of booze could ever make me stab myself.
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Well that's a new one.....hey I'm so happy I think I'll stab myself.....oops I grabbed the sharp knife instead of the prop knife....here I come Buddha
Maybe he borrowed Alec Baldwin's prop knife.
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

Its all fun and games till you stab yourself with a knife.....

after that its all games
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Lol
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Bro died from just the tip
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~ Another accidental suicide, whilst under the influence of an excited state of religious inebriation.
He got the Holy Ghost in him and the power of Buddha or whatever the fuck it is they worship compelled him.
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

What a fucking retard
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