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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

What'd you have? Broccoli? Taco Bell?
I bet it was the damn corn
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I bet it was the damn corn
They don't call it "Taco Stink" restaurant for nothing...
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

Doubt it was fatal, all the bystanders are doctors (all Indians are doctors). It looked to me like a play and the knife guy took method acting too far.

Dr. Trumpkinz must be off his game. I expected to see Trumpkinz version, with man stabbing himself repeatedly to the tune of "Dancing With Myself" by the Clap or Clash or Gash, whatever that 80's band was...
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

Yeah I'll stab myself too, hearing that music on loop
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

It was a 38 year old dude during some Holiday celebrations. He was re-enacting some stunt. They were heavily drunk and it was something called Gopal dancing.
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a real haza
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

What retard dances with a knife in the first place??
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times."
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

The first stab lacerated some artery or vein by his collar bone, and the subsequent stabs were shallow ones to his pectorals, after it seems he instinctively became alarmed at the depth of the first puncture. Blood immediately fills up his shirt from his collar bone laceration, and being drunk, he stumbles around while putting pressure on his superficial pectoral wounds, enabling the blood loss we see.
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~

SMIRK! Stupid cunt.
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