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08-06-2011, 12:22 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:778 Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,015 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 34 Post(s)
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Re: Death By Escalator
the monster mash revised I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight a man on an escalator was on the rise And suddenly to my surprise the escalator did the mash it did the escalator mash the escalator mash it was a graveyard smash it did the mash the guy was gone in a flash it did the mash it did the escalator mash From my laboratory in the building wing west to the administrative offices which are known best everybody was so uptight about the escalator with an appetite the escalator did the mash it did the escalator mash the escalator mash it was a graveyard smash it did the mash the guy was gone in a flash it did the mash it did the escalator mash the escalator just had a meal the guy never had a chance to appeal his family was so diswrought and the escalator just burped a lot the scene was rocking, people were in shock someone called the coroner, it was too late to call a doc the meat wagon finally did arrive the coroner took one look and said "god sakes alive" the escalator did the mash it did the escalator mash the escalator mash it was a graveyard smash it did the mash the guy was gone in a flash it did the mash it did the escalator mash now things are back to normal, but nobody dares when going to another floor they only take the stairs imagine the escalator and how it must feel soon to be dismantled, well it got its last meal the escalator did the mash it did the escalator mash the escalator mash it was a graveyard smash it did the mash the guy was gone in a flash it did the mash it did the escalator mash |
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08-06-2011, 03:37 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:495 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,092 Mentioned: 23 Post(s) Quoted: 1274 Post(s)
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Re: Death By Escalator
The plank or whatever it was that he was carrying jammed against the ceiling and caused the one step to flip open. He fell in like a retard.
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One bad decision and it escalates from there...
wtf.............
