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#91
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11-27-2021, 08:24 PM
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~
I've got one of those electric assist bikes, nice things to ride because you still get tons of exercise, you just get there faster. I ride on the fucking sidewalk when I ride. This is the reason and every time a piece of shit pedestrian scoffs at me that I'm not in the street as I pass them, they get a good "go fuck yourself". Bike lane or not, I trust no one.
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#93
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11-28-2021, 10:48 AM
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~
Frame-by-Frame, it actually appears that his torso was run over and his neck and head popped off under intense pressure (tire pressure, that is) - sort of like a water rocket.
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#94
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11-28-2021, 02:33 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:354 i am a goddess. Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,508 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 58 Post(s)
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~
Bet that made a few of you jizz in your pants…  |
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#96
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11-28-2021, 09:58 PM
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~
Fail all around. Do try harder with the wit.
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#98
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11-29-2021, 01:55 AM
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~
Holy manure!! This is what you thought gore was supposed to look like before you found your first snuff site. Do you think it made a popping sound?
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#100
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11-29-2021, 01:01 PM
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~
Have to agree with you. I raced bicycles (triathlons, duathlons) starting in 1995. Gave it up around 2015. My last 3 or so years or racing, I did ZERO training on the road. All my training was in a bike trainer. Literally the only time i was on the road was for a race. Between the driver inattention, distraction, aggression, etc., I just couldn't go out on a nice enjoyable ride without wondering if today was the day I would get splattered all over the road. And I get there are dildos on bikes paying no attention, blowing through stop signs and red lights, acting like they owned the road, I was never that guy. Cars owned the road. I was borrowing it.
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