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11-13-2021, 05:40 PM
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They should name that cow Karma. That dude could have swerved away from that cow easily. That's what ya get.
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I mean, seriously, does riding a motorcycle suddenly give a person myopia? How the fack can you not see this HUGE ASS COW in the middle of the road. Notice how the driver of the truck easily spotted the dead dumbass in the middle of the road and carefully swerved to avoid hitting him.

Hope the cow has good insurance
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11-14-2021, 12:44 AM
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That is what you get for messing with ground beef.
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This looked easily survivable, maybe he had an underlying medical condition like an aneurysm...
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11-15-2021, 06:18 AM
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I’ve heard they shit in the street as well.
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I'm happy that the cow is unhurt. I was like ohhh no!!!! Until I seen my bovine friend get up and walk away unfazed.
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11-15-2021, 11:47 AM
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He’s clearly blind. He would’ve been able to see that cow on the road a mile off. Oh well - bye
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11-16-2021, 10:38 AM
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The cow just woke up if it got hit by a ball or something....
Why on Earth these animals are on the middle of the road?
I know in fuckwadistan this is pretty common but c'mon
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11-16-2021, 10:40 AM
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glad the cow was unhurt.

Police told that M didn't wear a helmet and would be possibly alive if he had.
I'm also glad, but it's always hilarious if a burger is killing you alive
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11-17-2021, 06:40 PM
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No traffic, the whole fuckin' street is vacant and he hits the ONLY obstacle?

Wow.


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