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11-09-2021, 07:30 AM
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That’s what you get for hurting a cow in India.
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What an udder disaster
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glad the cow was unhurt.

Police told that M didn't wear a helmet and would be possibly alive if he had.
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This is bullshit! The cow clearly had the right-of-way... this is what happens when you think you can sneak into the cowpool lane without repercussions.
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I mean, seriously, does riding a motorcycle suddenly give a person myopia? How the fack can you not see this HUGE ASS COW in the middle of the road. Notice how the driver of the truck easily spotted the dead dumbass in the middle of the road and carefully swerved to avoid hitting him.

Hope the cow has good insurance
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Sincerely hope the poor cow is ok. Dumbass rider on the bike aimed right for it. Serves him right.
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It's hard to believe this killed the guy. He must have slammed the side of his head into the pavement.

I too am glad the cow is ok. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the cow species.
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**UPDATE**

The cow, barely woken from its slumber and wondering if he was dreaming…….sidled over off the side of the road, sat down, and went back to sleep.
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