[AngelAssassin]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

My mom lost a couple of her teeth before she died, and she gave them to me in a box, to sell after she died. If you have an OUNCE of gold in your mouth, in the way of fillings, you have $3000 jammed in there. Add THAT to the $3000 they charged for the funeral, and you can see why funeral homes are huge cash generators. There SHOULD be a LOT of gold buried in cemeteries, but you can bet there isn't any really there, because of the funeral homes and their handy Craftsman pliers!

…And the grave robbers get the leftovers!
What a racket.

When I got my gold teeth, it cost exactly what the resin type crowns would have been.
My grandma had all gold dental work. And as a child, I always thought that was cool. So, I figured, why not? They’re in the back…

[Robyn728420]

Nice papa John's oven

[davebaron666]

This is how i want to end, fire feel peaceful and pure to me compared to slow degradation 6 feet under.

[xKMFDMx]

Originally Posted by MustangSam ↗

I thought they left you in the coffin when you went into the incinerator.

Hell no, the resale value on those things are too great!