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Poor fucker. :
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why did the woman try to stop the hitman with a plastic chair? i mean, he really couldve just shot her dead, a plastic chair vs a gun isn’t really balanced
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All of these "hitmen" have an amateur tell. You can see it clear as day on this video. When they shoot, they also thrust the gun at their target in a cartoonish attempt to help push the projectile out of the barrel. Makes the shots go a bit askew, and explains why they use so much ammo - they make up for bad aim with sheer volume.

Huge growth industry, doing range training for cartels and favela gangs. Downside, you're working for...well, you get the idea.
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All of these "hitmen" have an amateur tell. You can see it clear as day on this video. When they shoot, they also thrust the gun at their target in a cartoonish attempt to help push the projectile out of the barrel. Makes the shots go a bit askew, and explains why they use so much ammo - they make up for bad aim with sheer volume.

Huge growth industry, doing range training for cartels and favela gangs. Downside, you're working for...well, you get the idea.
he's probably used using knives to stab others to death and now upgraded to a gun.
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She was holding off a lion with that plastic chair
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At least his hooker/GTA NPC of a girlfriend tried to save him
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why did the woman try to stop the hitman with a plastic chair? i mean, he really couldve just shot her dead, a plastic chair vs a gun isn’t really balanced
It WAS stupid certainly, but you know what, good on her for trying to do something.

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Homegirl really came to his defense, props.
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