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08-28-2026, 04:33 PM
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Coconut Business Employee Shot by Teen Customer Waiting Outside on Bicycle
Ecuador. The victim was identified as Charles J.C.C, a 25-year-old man who had been working at the local coconut business for 3 years. According to police reports and witnesses, the shooter was a teenager who arrived at the shop on a bicycle. The minor acted completely casual at first, even ordering items and drinking some juice while talking to the victim. Moments later, when he was outside on his bicycle, he pulled out a firearm and shot Charles at point-blank range, killing him. In his rush to escape, the attacker abandoned both his bicycle and the firearm outside the shop.  Criminalistics have seized these items to extract fingerprints and DNA evidence and looking at security footage to identify him. While a robbery attempt hasn't been completely ruled out, investigators are heavily looking into an extortion motive as that's more common than rare in that area. Charles's mother told investigators that three years ago she asked her son-in-law to give her son a job to help him get ahead. Since then, the young man had been working in the coconut business. He would leave his house around 7:00 a.m. and return around 11:00 p.m. |
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08-28-2026, 05:25 PM
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Re: Coconut Business Employee Shot by Teen Customer Waiting Outside on Bicycle
Right in the coconut  You know a place is messed up to begin with, when coconut snacks need to be guarded with iron bars. |
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08-28-2026, 10:26 PM
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Re: Coconut Business Employee Shot by Teen Customer Waiting Outside on Bicycle
Guy went coo coo for coconuts
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08-29-2026, 12:31 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,613 Mentioned: 28 Post(s) Quoted: 24329 Post(s)
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Re: Coconut Business Employee Shot by Teen Customer Waiting Outside on Bicycle
I was hoping some brains would end up in that food like substance on the counter but no such luck
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08-29-2026, 05:43 AM
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Re: Coconut Business Employee Shot by Teen Customer Waiting Outside on Bicycle
The fuck is a "criminalistic" 🙄? It doesnt even fit in the word "supercali-criminalistic-expialidocious. And why the fuck is his head just cropped like that? It makes him look even more retarded than he already does, by proxy. |
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08-29-2026, 05:51 AM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:413 The external genitalia are that of a normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,908
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Re: Coconut Business Employee Shot by Teen Customer Waiting Outside on Bicycle
The coconut business is obviously very cutthroat and volatile.
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08-29-2026, 03:53 PM
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Re: Coconut Business Employee Shot by Teen Customer Waiting Outside on Bicycle
The killer abandoned his bike and the gun too.. a real pro at work. |
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08-30-2026, 02:53 AM
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Re: Coconut Business Employee Shot by Teen Customer Waiting Outside on Bicycle
Both items stolen, making it look like someone else committed the crime.
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