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12-28-2022, 10:02 AM
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Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
During a high school reunion, this woman collapsed while giving a speech. Since nobody knows how to perform CPR, she was left untounch until ambulance arrived. She was pronounced dead at the scene.
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12-28-2022, 11:17 AM
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Re: Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
Not a bad way to go. She's having a nice time, then **lights out**
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12-28-2022, 12:14 PM
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Re: Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
There was additional confusion since in her senior year, the speaker was voted most likely to spontaneously plank. Also, that one cunt at the table is still shoveling food into her pie hole, no frucks given.
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12-28-2022, 10:49 PM
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Re: Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
Pity... she didn't even look like the heart attack type.   |
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12-28-2022, 10:52 PM
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Re: Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
Of all the places "The High School Reunion" She was nominated for "Most Fit"  |
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12-28-2022, 11:06 PM
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Re: Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
Two of her classmates were still stuff in their faces .will while she lay there dying .now that's disgusting and heartless. Rest in peace lady
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12-29-2022, 12:59 AM
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Re: Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
Maybe if some of those jackasses would have performed CPR she could have been saved. And what about that broad sitting there eating her batwings  |
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12-29-2022, 06:16 AM
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Re: Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
Even if you didn't know cpr you would at least try |
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12-29-2022, 08:58 AM
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Re: Chinese Woman Died of Heart Attack
I would have smacked the fuck out of those two bitches who were still sitting at the table eating.
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