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12-27-2022, 11:15 PM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:123 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,150
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Man Gets Electrocuted in His House
A man is killed by an electric shock inside his home. The main burn pattern seems to be around his genitals.
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#2
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12-27-2022, 11:19 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,474
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Re: Man Gets Electrocuted in His House
WTF was he doing with that wire attached to his genitals   |
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#3
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12-28-2022, 04:36 AM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,730
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Re: Man Gets Electrocuted in His House
I think he must have pissed himself and the piss 'cooked'? Or maybe it was just a cooked johnson.
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12-28-2022, 07:48 AM
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Re: Man Gets Electrocuted in His House
I guess it is common for electricity to pass through the body and out yer' pecka. Pretty fucked up regardless! Shocked to death...then it spits out your pee hole like Harry Potters wand!  |
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12-28-2022, 08:58 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:302 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,310
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Re: Man Gets Electrocuted in His House
Had he been wearing Dickies, those would have protected his dicky.
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12-28-2022, 01:19 PM
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Re: Man Gets Electrocuted in His House
 Neighbor: “I thought I smelled cooked sausage, when I came to investigate I was shocked to find roast weenie instead.”   |
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12-28-2022, 10:28 PM
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Re: Man Gets Electrocuted in His House
That's why you don't want to be doing chores in your underwear. If you happen to check out, then the whole world gets to witness your less-than-flattering attire.
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#10
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12-29-2022, 08:56 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:617 Female Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,485 1,485Posts 2,560Thanked 140Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man Gets Electrocuted in His House
Straight-up Guantanamo Bay'd himself
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