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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

A powerline outwits a chinaman !
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

FYI, this is not Parachuting, Nor is it Skydiving, Nor is it typical Paragliding. It is Power-Paragliding, with a side of spicy pixies.
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Nice and crispy
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

Also "wu cong" which is "No way"
Not “wu cong”, but “wa sai” (哇塞). The rest is basically correct.
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

Chinese people can't Even see shit while driving. Why the hell would one try flying. Lmao it flew directly into the pole
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

Missed a real opportunity by not naming this thread "Fried Rice Cooker"
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

完了 = walla = it's over
我操 = "fuck" = wo cao
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

His name was Sparky and he was my friend
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one parasite less from the earth
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

I don't care what the evidence is
I am sure it was a work of Children of The Corn


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