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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

He crashed in a corn field and no popcorn?
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

Walla walla walla walla
What tha fak
Walla
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I wonder what killed him, the impact, the shock, or the fire? Maybe all three.
Far out man…
What a Metal way to leave this round rock
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

Walla walla walla walla
What tha fak
Walla
What da faka?

I've been saying "fuck" way too much in my conversation lately. I am gonna try to switch to "walla" and see what happens.
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

What da faka?

I've been saying "fuck" way too much in my conversation lately. I am gonna try to switch to "walla" and see what happens.
You need to get the accent right though.
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

went out with a bang
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

Those transformers sure are low to the ground, the combine could hit it with a wide turn.
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

Been learning Chinese during my number 2 bathroom breaks. They're likely saying "Wan la", basically a euphemism for "he's dead bro"
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Re: Chinese Parachutist Fries After Hitting Power Lines

Also "wu cong" which is "No way"

So a bunch of "No way" "He's dead" "No way" "He's dead man, no way" "motherfucker" "What the fuck"
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