[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by Sadisticfucker ↗

Very true. However you could remove a shitload of heads with just a litre of fuel. Lets do some maths. Say you are paying each employee a wage of $15 per hour. If a chainsaw takes around 5-6 seconds to cut off a head that's about 10 heads per minute. Theoretically about 600 heads an hour. By hand at 30 seconds per head its around 120 in an hour.
Remembering I am running an honest hard working business here so i am not lopping heads for free unless its a favour for friends/family or part of new employee training.
Now if I charge my customers $10 per head the chainsaw can potentially make me 6k whereas pre-technology knife method nets me only 1.2k.
The productivity rate easily covers maintenance/running costs.
I know a lot of people will be upset with me and say
"Oh but Sadisticfucker...Burning fossil fuels with your chainsaws is damaging the environment & what about global warming" blah blah blah.

Hey Sadisticfucker, you hypocrite, it is people like you that really make me sick, and you even have the nerve to say you would be "running an honest hard working business" but I didn't read anywhere on your post any deductions for taxes or spare parts for equipment maintenance because you surely wouldn't give a crap about the safety of your employees, I'm sure you would even have those same mexican beheaders working illegally and under sweat shop conditions, and yes you would be burning fossil fuels and damaging the environment.

[bonus711]

WTF...!!! Thats very hard, the hardest...!!! Barf

[Goofy]

That sucks ass! Cool to watch nonetheless. The man who died by the chainsaw talks very similarly to the way my dad does. They have the same mustache too

[Goofy]

Originally Posted by Sadisticfucker ↗

I am an attention whore.

Yes. Yes you are.
Amateur

[DOLL]

I am a lumberjack and I`m OK.......

[Analcuck]

Felt awful for them, I couldn't help but laugh when the guy's head rolled off his body. It was the timing...

[Daverika Wulff]

Originally Posted by Billthegravedigger ↗

I showed this "chainsaw beheading" video to a guy I work with sometimes. All of his color drained, he got pale white and clammy, and said how can you watch that ???!!!!! I told him when you have seen 30 people explode on concrete from 1,200 feet in the air, this video aint shit !!

Amen to that brother...Amen.

[TheJewishYeti]

Should have used the chainsaw on the thick-necked one. Wheezing was especially brutal though.

[LadyNightmare]

That is something I don't think I ever want to see again. On the other hand, it was a lot quicker than the dull knife. I can't imagine the amount of fear this poor sap was in when the started that thing up and cut him the first time! Fuck that!

[mrsdahmer]

that bigger guy got it the worst. at least the skinny guy got it over with quick. given the choice myself, personally, id much prefer the chainsaw. that whistle noise you hear several times while he was hacking at him with the knife, was what someone sounds like when they try to scream after the windpipe has been severed. BRUTAL!!