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01-15-2012, 11:36 AM
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Nerves of fucking steel. How many of you would be stone cold while the guy sitting next to you is being beheaded with a chainsaw.
I know i wouldn't.
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This is a sick fuck. I just can't understand the guy on left. Doesn't blink.
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It is something that the website moderators can do to make it apear at the top of the lists.
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I showed this "chainsaw beheading" video to a guy I work with sometimes. All of his color drained, he got pale white and clammy, and said how can you watch that ???!!!!! I told him when you have seen 30 people explode on concrete from 1,200 feet in the air, this video aint shit !!
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omg! i am new here.....this was the first time i got up the nerve to watch a video, just so happened to be the last one posted :-/ yooooo, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Any translaters? Would be cool to know what they going on about..last words.
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Damn, now I feel lightheaded
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The chainsaw whilst messier is definitely the beheading tool of choice. The guy with the knife made hard work of it. If I ran a local beheading business it would not be economical to have employees manually hacking off heads.
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The chainsaw whilst messier is definitely the beheading tool of choice. The guy with the knife made hard work of it. If I ran a local beheading business it would not be economical to have employees manually hacking off heads.
but what about the cost of running the chainsaw and maintenance. Petrol is expensive here, so hacking heads off with a knife at 13 an hour would be cheaper than a chainsaw with petrol at $2.11 per litre.
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but what about the cost of running the chainsaw and maintenance. Petrol is expensive here, so hacking heads off with a knife at 13 an hour would be cheaper than a chainsaw with petrol at $2.11 per litre.
Very true. However you could remove a shitload of heads with just a litre of fuel. Lets do some maths. Say you are paying each employee a wage of $15 per hour. If a chainsaw takes around 5-6 seconds to cut off a head that's about 10 heads per minute. Theoretically about 600 heads an hour. By hand at 30 seconds per head its around 120 in an hour.
Remembering I am running an honest hard working business here so i am not lopping heads for free unless its a favour for friends/family or part of new employee training.
Now if I charge my customers $10 per head the chainsaw can potentially make me 6k whereas pre-technology knife method nets me only 1.2k.
The productivity rate easily covers maintenance/running costs.
I know a lot of people will be upset with me and say
"Oh but Sadisticfucker...Burning fossil fuels with your chainsaws is damaging the environment & what about global warming" blah blah blah.
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