Car Driver Killed After Crashing into Roadside Barrier Inches from Peeing Biker

**kellyhound** · #1 ● 03-27-2026, 06:17 AM

Ecuador. An unidentified motorcyclist narrowly escaped death while he had stopped on the side of the road to relieve himself. The out-of-control car crashed into a bollard and roadside concrete blocks before careening back onto the road and catching fire.

Ángelo O.B.F, who was driving the vehicle died and passenger Juan S.A.V, got injured and was transported to a medical facility.

The incident occurred around 5:00 PM in the La Garita sector during the holiday return plan.

Initial hypotheses from the Police was that the car was traveling at excessive speed when the driver lost control.

foxfantastic · #2 ● 03-27-2026, 06:37 AM

Don't just stand there gawking like a doofus, put him out

Mecrupulent · #3 ● 03-27-2026, 07:29 AM

It's a shame he had finished peeing, otherwise he could have helped with the fire.

Nothing beats crashing your car, being trapped in it as it begins to burn and then a stranger starts pissing on your face.

rhubarb_king · #4 ● 03-27-2026, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by Mecrupulent ↗

It's a shame he had finished peeing, otherwise he could have helped with the fire.

Nothing beats crashing your car, being trapped in it as it begins to burn and then a stranger starts pissing on your face.

I guess he partially pissed himself from the fright?

Necrotic Bowel · #5 ● 03-27-2026, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by foxfantastic ↗

Don't just stand there gawking like a doofus, put him out

But he already emptied his bladder

pokerplay · #6 ● 03-27-2026, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

But he already emptied his bladder

He has other fluids too

Mr.NoCredit · #7 ● 03-27-2026, 12:29 PM

Talk about cheating death.

He’s that guy in Final Destination that should have died but didn’t. He’s going to need to really keep an eye out now cause death will be following close from now on.