[gimlet]

Originally Posted by ironmike ↗

Seeing his pants down reminded me of an animal joke.
Guy goes hunting. Sees a bear, shoots and misses. Bear chases him down, pulls down the hunter's pants and screws him in the ass.
Hunter is furious. Comes back the next day with a machine gun. Sees the same bear. Opens fire and misses every shot. Once again the bear chases him down, pulls down his pants and screws him in the ass.
Now the hunter is out of his mind angry. Returns the next day with a rocket launcher. Sees the same bear, shoots and misses. Bear chases him down, pulls down his pants then leans in and whispers in the hunter's ear "Something tells me you don't come here for the hunting".

bears of color are known to chase and rape

[DavidAaronGarcia]

Hopefully they did not euthanize the lion because it's not it's fault, that idiot climbing to the enclosure and that is so exhibit that you look pretty nice I see video of some zoo exhibits around the world including the US that don't even look as nice, so you could tell these animals are well taken care of at that zoo.

[docfr8]

This guy had to fuck it up for the kids that see that shit

[lion]

Such a beautiful creature

[yah]

Well, that's one way to treat your mental illness.

[Mr.NoCredit]

Hanging onto the tree above the lion looking down with her looking up and he still slid down.

She didn’t give a second thought to the nice bite to his thigh and getting him on the ground.

[BiothDaSloth]

Back in my day, if a lioness was trying to attack, we would climb up the fucking tree.. not down.

[akham]

Probably the first time in recorded history that a lioness got a Brazilian.

[gimlet]

Lioness: "what's the difference between parsley and people?"

Idiot who climbed into enclosure: "I don't know"

Lioness: "you don't eat parsley"

[EWSER-X]

If this had happened in the United States, the stupid Murican Cops would have killed the Lion to retrieve the body.