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11-30-2025, 10:49 AM
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Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brazil A man died this Sunday (30) after being attacked by a lioness when entering a cage at a zoo. The João Pessoa City Hall reported, in a statement, that the man quickly scaled a wall over 6 meters high, passed through the security fences, used a tree for support, and entered the lioness's enclosure. At the time he entered the cage, the park was open and receiving visitors. Videos taken by visitors show the man, who suffered from mental health problems, climbing up a side structure of the cage. Then, he uses the tree as support to enter the enclosure. Immediately afterwards, he is attacked by the lioness. |
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11-30-2025, 12:18 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
Damn they got zoo and movie tickets for the price of 1  |
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11-30-2025, 01:03 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
The cat was like: "wow! Thanksgiving today!"
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11-30-2025, 02:23 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
Excellent! That Lioness didn't muck around. Had eyes on the gink before he got in  |
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11-30-2025, 02:25 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
He never ate pussy, until pussy ate him.
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11-30-2025, 04:09 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
That's probably the most exciting thing those lions will ever experience. And we lost a moron. All in all, a good day.
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11-30-2025, 04:41 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
I hope they don’t harm the lioness for his idiocy. He was violating her turf, she was just doing her lion instincts.
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11-30-2025, 05:25 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
That's next-level Cat loving. Oh well at least he died doing what he loved.  |
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11-30-2025, 05:43 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
Seeing his pants down reminded me of an animal joke. Guy goes hunting. Sees a bear, shoots and misses. Bear chases him down, pulls down the hunter's pants and screws him in the ass. Hunter is furious. Comes back the next day with a machine gun. Sees the same bear. Opens fire and misses every shot. Once again the bear chases him down, pulls down his pants and screws him in the ass. Now the hunter is out of his mind angry. Returns the next day with a rocket launcher. Sees the same bear, shoots and misses. Bear chases him down, pulls down his pants then leans in and whispers in the hunter's ear "Something tells me you don't come here for the hunting". |
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11-30-2025, 06:14 PM
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Re: Brazilian Man Killed After Entering Lioness Enclosure at Zoo
OMG I'M DYING.. You don't come here for the hunting . Just hilarious watching the Thanksgiving Feast that dude gave that awesome lioness !! I was thinking the same thing except the lioness used a strap on for the little boy blue with his ass hanging out Got the 2 for 1 dinner and a show |
