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01-06-2020, 07:29 PM
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!

You've taken me back a few years with that one Rivers

Imagine any performer trying to get that schtick past the politically correct assholes of today …….. but I think when it comes to satire, everything is fair game, and the "exaggeration" of any particularly prominent physical, social or personality characteristics is part of creating humor with these sorts of things.
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Not that it did her much good Willy, but it certainly looks like her airbags deployed ……
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GEEZUS! How fast was she going!?!
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Fuck me !!

With TEETH like that, this bitch could clean up a cob-of-corn, through the strings of a tennis racquet !

Not sure I'd have been volunteering for too many blowjobs with Bucky Beaver if she was my girl.

Unlucky Brazilians, she could have taken a good bite out of crime, like a Brazilian McGruff.
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She unexpectingly pops up every where, like Penelope on SNL.
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What sort of nonce turns the phone whilst filming.
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!

She should try break dancing. I bet she’d be a natural.


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