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Although, with that neck injury, hmmmm, at least she would be pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty supple right now ………..
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Thats a shit bike!
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Fuck people check your brakes before you even take off! All you need is one ignorant or asshole driver and your dead!
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The only thing over there with good brakes and it flips her over the handle bars breaks her neck and kills her. Wow!
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https://www.documentingreality.com/f...icycle-209263/
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Merged the two threads, since River's was apparently first, but Simone's had all of my extra photos and information.
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Fuck me !!

With TEETH like that, this bitch could clean up a cob-of-corn, through the strings of a tennis racquet !

Not sure I'd have been volunteering for too many blowjobs with Bucky Beaver if she was my girl.
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Contribution to the thread by Simone:

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Edit: These are all from her FB profile but she hasn't updated it for 7 years.
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There go her dreams of riding in the Tour de France.
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