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09-13-2021, 08:18 PM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:123 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,150
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~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
Translation: An accident happened Friday at one of the capitol's construction projects. A beam fell on one of the builders from above. The blow fell exactly on his head, after which the man collapsed to the floor. Unconscious, he was taken to the hospital, where he died a few minutes later. According to preliminary data, the worker received a fracture of the base of the skull, which entailed fatal consequences. |
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09-13-2021, 08:39 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:303 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,282 4,282Posts 23,532Thanked 1,439Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
I can kinda tell what happened here. Those two dudes were talking to each other, then the guy above started eavesdropping on their conversation.
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09-13-2021, 09:44 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:948 Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 774 774Posts 2,888Thanked 225Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
That was not a beam, it would of crushed him, not bounced off his head. Sure looks like he's dead though.
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09-13-2021, 09:47 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:387 Probably Male. Who knows really? Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 3,087
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
That beam went right for him like it was divine intervention.
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09-13-2021, 10:14 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,186 17,186Posts 44,937Thanked 4,707Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
Ironically, his first name was "JIM"!
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09-14-2021, 02:01 AM
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
Medulla Oblongata crushed. I like big long medical terminology. Makes me feel important. Like, "Good morning Mr. Medulla Oblongata. I trust you slept well, Mr. Oblongata. How would you like your coffee? Hot and steaming black, like I like my women. Coming right up, Mr. Oblongata." Yeah, shit like that  |
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09-14-2021, 02:58 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:412 Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 2,952 2,952Posts 4,490Thanked 38Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
~ Got clipped as a result by some careless maneuver. ~ The second guy had the next closest call, didn't even flinch, could've lost some toes. |
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09-14-2021, 03:24 AM
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
Gotta give the man credit, for seemingly hanging on long enough to make it to the hospital and not being a DOA.
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09-14-2021, 05:25 AM
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
beam was practising for becoming a guillotine  |
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09-14-2021, 06:41 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,202 22,202Posts 43,089Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Beam Falls On Worker's Head At Construction Site~
Dude was dead before he even hit the ground.
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