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Old 08-01-2024, 03:41 AM
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WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?
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WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?
A demonstration of Chinese quality batteries - regarding their safety.
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Old 08-02-2024, 12:43 PM
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Aint that a Bitch, poor bastard couldn't have had enough luck for the battery to Nuclear in transit or outside of a confined space. Holy Shit Fried Eelevator Style Burn Job. CRAZY...
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I’m probably crossing
A battery saying this but that thing was a tad bit overcharged
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Poor guy this is going to leave a mark on his carbon footprint and social credit
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Worst time for that to explode
No. it's the time decided by universal chaos AKA Murphy's law.

If he had carried that battery in a secure closed transport for a thousand million times and then he decided to use the elevator for this single time only, the damn thing would explode inside the elevator.

If he had repeated the one thousand million times vs 1 time experiment, he would have the battery explode inside the elevator every time.

The only way for that not to happen is to deliberately test the validity of this fact, in which case it would not explode just to go against your logic.
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Wow those people waiting for the elevator got lucky. Now I don’t want to ride elevators. You never know what some ding dong is going to bring on.
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Old 08-08-2024, 10:08 AM
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What's worse is some thieving bastard stole the bicycle he'd left downstairs.
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Man that takes Crispy Fried Peking Duck to whole new level. I wonder if they charge extra for sauce too.
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If that elevator took 30 seconds longer he may have had a chance.
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