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09-24-2020, 07:44 PM
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Assassination in the Dominican Republic
SANTIAGO: The National Police and the Public Ministry have been investigating the circumstances in which a man was shot dead by another whose identity is unknown, in an event that occurred in the La Rotonda sector, Navarrete municipality of this province. R.D.E., died from gunshot wounds to different parts of the body. The incident occurred when the victim was sitting in front of a grocery store, on the La Gallera highway, when an unknown person appeared on a motorcycle and fired several shots at him. An eyewitness told authorities that the murderer was wearing a black coat, a mamey-colored motoconcho vest, and a protective helmet. In relation to this event, the agents of the Homicide Department carry out the corresponding investigation, to clarify the fact, in the same way identify and arrest the perpetrator. The surprising thing about the case is that the hitman arrives and when he tries to take the life of the man, his gun locks or jams, to which the man had enough time to run for his life, however, he is not even amazed and he remains calm in his chair, likewise another man and a lady who were nearby. Finally, the hitman managed to fix the gun and shoots R.D.E. |
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09-24-2020, 08:43 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
Bad guy: Pulls out gun Bad guy: Gun jams Dumbass brainless guy: sit there Bad guy: shoots Everyone: *surprised pikachu face* |
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09-24-2020, 09:44 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
how fucking retarded are you to just sit there. can this be considered a darwin award?
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09-24-2020, 10:25 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
Dude was short of telling the assassin: Hey, let me help you with that.  Anyone acting like that deserves to be taken from the genepool into the cesspool. The moment they realized the gun had become a blunt weapon they must have taken immediate action and pummel the guy down, they were two against him, the stupidity level on this one is beyond the scale. |
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09-24-2020, 10:25 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
That happened in the Dominican Republic, not Chile. |
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09-24-2020, 10:28 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
I was assassinated by chilli last night when I finally got to the toilet.
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09-24-2020, 10:29 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
I was assassinated by the Dominican Republic last night when I finally got to the toilet.
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09-24-2020, 11:13 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
Really shoulda capitalized on that weapon jam... |
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09-25-2020, 12:02 AM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
Even the assassin couldn't believe his luck.. |
