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Community Forum · Est. 2006
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#21
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05-06-2021, 01:50 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:251 Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,527 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 994 Post(s)
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Re: Adolescent Jumps in Swimming Pool and then Realized He Can't Swim and Drowns
rule #1, don't panic, rule #2, refer to rule #1, rule #3, refer to rule #2, then refer to Rule #1, and so on and so forth  ...
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#22
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05-06-2021, 01:51 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1547 Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 364 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 168 Post(s)
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Re: Adolescent Jumps in Swimming Pool and then Realized He Can't Swim and Drowns
Too busy thinking about that scrumptious dog and feline mukbang they’ll be having later
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#23
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05-06-2021, 04:39 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2802 Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 144 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 56 Post(s)
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Re: Adolescent Jumps in Swimming Pool and then Realized He Can't Swim and Drowns
InFUCKINGbelievable!!!! They are all staring at him struggle and no one comes to his aid.
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#26
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05-06-2021, 07:00 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:495 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,090 Mentioned: 23 Post(s) Quoted: 1273 Post(s)
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Re: Adolescent Jumps in Swimming Pool and then Realized He Can't Swim and Drowns
Have you seen the stupidity of humans? Some people think Jesus is real, or that Trump is an honest man. Logic exists for some people, and does not exist for others.
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#27
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05-06-2021, 08:41 AM
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 I AM THE THIRD REVELATION Poster Rank:808 Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 965 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 567 Post(s)
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Re: Adolescent Jumps in Swimming Pool and then Realized He Can't Swim and Drowns
They had to see him, had to hear him, it's more likely that nobody gave a fuck about him because he was an annoying little fucker. The type of fucker who would jump in a swimming pool without knowing how to swim. Another Darwin Award nominee. Rest in piss.
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#29
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05-06-2021, 10:58 AM
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 ★ Toddler Timeout ★ Poster Rank:5 Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 110,612 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 114 Post(s)
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Re: Adolescent Jumps in Swimming Pool and then Realized He Can't Swim and Drowns
"The young man suddenly realized he couldn't swim at all and raised his hand asking for help but no one saw what happened." |
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#30
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05-06-2021, 11:39 AM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,588 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4577 Post(s)
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Re: Adolescent Jumps in Swimming Pool and then Realized He Can't Swim and Drowns
Also, he was smarter after that!
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