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Re: 2 Bovines Fatally Attack Elderly Man

What was their beef with that ol' timer?
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That what they get for not eating their cows.
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Lesson learned: Never throw your shoe at a rampaging cow.
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Kelly, these are female cows. I bet they are revolting because of that gosh darn global warming. Sad old man. Those cows were on a mission.
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Came to mind instantly.

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When his mom arrived at the scene to bid him farewell she said bison.
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Lesson learned: Never throw your shoe at a rampaging cow.
Not if it is a leather shoe, no.
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They did not like that old man. He probably had a history of abusing them.
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They did not like that old man. He probably had a history of abusing them.
Talk about out of left field!

Actually, the cows didn't look "furious" at all. They went about the whole thing so casually, as though they were just having a bit of fun. They seem surprised that the people got so upset with them: "Okay, if that's how you feel we'll just go trotting down the street."
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but you dare not touch these bovines or else face the wrath of self proclaimed saviours of cow mata .Stooooopid country ... .stoooopider people


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