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11-24-2012, 08:17 PM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:67 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,498
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Re: Penis Vs 220Watts
There was a comedian who once said that is the reason there are directions on shampoo bottles. "Oh, wet hair first!?!?" I remember as a teenager buying a container of iced tea. The directions read, "Just add ice for iced tea." DUH! |
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11-25-2012, 02:08 AM
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Re: Penis Vs 220Watts
Oh flashback!! I did a similar thing in my 1st year of highschool; it was behind the school stage where the actors wait behind the scenes, but the area was filled with rows of seats, so I jumped up on the seats & badly needed to take a wiz. I didn't see the power point beneath me as I pissed agaist the wall because of the seats, but as I jumped of the seats afterwards, the whole wall lit up bright orange with that classic, Tzzit sound; I went for a number 1, but almost went number 2, wow! the things we do.  |
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11-26-2012, 03:58 PM
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BIG, and I mean, really big <GULP> FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK...... now there's def. something I want to never have to go through. just imagine pissing? I'll refrain from disparaging Blackened Catfish, as I believe that most of us guys are liable to do something like this, sheeeeiiiiit, drunk, in the dark, outside, looking for some place to piss? yup, just like winning the lotto, it could happen to you. |
