[Matt623]

I know this is kinda random but my brother won Cosmos hottest bachelor for Alabama in 2006, (they do all 50 states) and he won I Survived A Japanese Game Show" A reality series. I just thought I would throw that out. Since there really isn't anything interesting about me.

[silintli]

Well if I rolled up into a bar and a man was smelling like cotton candy I might wanna lick. and LONG have I said that I dig a guy that isn't afraid to bust the gender boundaries.

[ThisSiteistheSHIT]

Originally Posted by Matt623 ↗

Hmmm, I kinda don't think so. (If you are female) I have done tests at the clubs.I got the idea from Cosmopolitan Magazine. They said that girls are so obsessed with picking their own scents that when a guy has something on that smells so good. It brings back that memory, and we all know that smell is the closest sense related to memory.

well i am a biatch. but idk, i prefer dude scents on dudes.. personally i wear chocolate axe... mmm. tastes bad, though

[Matt623]

I agree!

[spookypooky]

Originally Posted by Matt623 ↗

I was out bowling about 10 years ago. Drinking obviously. And this douchebang and his gang of friends sucker punched me and left.

You can see my nose is kinda not in the right spot, what sucks most is I never got it corrected and I got in another fight and broke it again. So it's not that straight.

I'll be happy to punch you in the face so it can be corrected.

[Matt623]

Thanks. I tried to pay my brother 20 dollars to do that and he just couldn't, so it's free right?

[spookypooky]

Originally Posted by Matt623 ↗

Thanks. I tried to pay my brother 20 dollars to do that and he just couldn't, so it's free right?

I'll be gentle....hold on, where's that damn bat?!

[Kim]

Originally Posted by Matt623 ↗

The reason those pictures were even taken was because my MOM freaked out when she saw my face and wanted to sue the guys that did it. It was very embarrassing. I dropped the charges and a few years later met up with the guy and we had the same situation. Except I Finally got him back. That fucker.

You should be grateful that mommie had your back. My kid calls me Devil Woman when I go all maternal on someone.

[Matt623]

Originally Posted by Kimosabe ↗

You should be grateful that mommie had your back. My kid calls me Devil Woman when I go all maternal on someone.

lol, kids should always appreciate their moms "maternal love" I was kinda babied a little too much though. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it/Enjoy it. But now I am 28 and still acting like a mixed teen/adult.

[souris]

suckerpunched me then left