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Glad you got your own back on the bastard that broke your nose.
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Glad you got your own back on the bastard that broke your nose.
Is that REAL fur you're wearing?
lol. No, It's Faux Fur. It's just a dyed synthetic fur. I Actually got that from a Church raffle which is extremely weird because I don't attend church, it's a womans coat, and I liked it. (winter time) The fibers on it itch a lot though. It's kinda like walking around in a bale of hay. haha
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You should photoshop a ripped body on it and say you're a cannibal.
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You should photoshop a ripped body on it and say you're a cannibal.
haha, yeah my face does look like I was eating something or another. I think since I was drinking I was just spreading it everywhere. And the blood "too" haha
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lol, I know. Everyone makes fun of it. But our Alabama weather is so bassackwards that I have to keep warm.
that explains the coat, but does the nail polish also keep your finger nails warm too?

(don"t worry, I am just joking, just messing with you)
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that explains the coat, but does the nail polish also keep your finger nails warm too?

(don"t worry, I am just joking, just messing with you)
lol, you got me there! I know you are playing sweety. I have seen how everyone is on this site (including you) and I think most of you are awesome.

I'm kinda weird guy. I was always popular, but for some reason My confidence allows me to do whatever I want and it's still cool or becomes a trend. Seriously, not bragging at all!...

I just wear what I want, and dress what I want. Remain polite and humane to everyone I meet as long as they show me and my friends the proper consideration.
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I live in the UP of michigan, and I've never had to wear a coat like that. That is a not a choice based on climate. It's a choice based on sexuality. (the homo variety)
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I live in the UP of michigan, and I've never had to wear a coat like that. That is a not a choice based on climate. It's a choice based on sexuality. (the homo variety)
Dude, I promise. I used to use it to get the girls! I know you won't believe this. But at least try this trick. When you go out to meet girls one night. Instead of wearing, musk, axe body spray or some manly shit. Throw on some VERY sexy feminine perfume. You will get hit on SOOOO much from the ladies that night. Possibly Gentlemen too.
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Dude, I promise. I used to use it to get the girls! I know you won't believe this. But at least try this trick. When you go out to meet girls one night. Instead of wearing, musk, axe body spray or some manly shit. Throw on some VERY sexy feminine perfume. You will get hit on SOOOO much from the ladies that night. Possibly Gentlemen too.
I'd stay the f away from a dude who smelt like a lady.
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I'd stay the f away from a dude who smelt like a lady.
Hmmm, I kinda don't think so. (If you are female) I have done tests at the clubs.I got the idea from Cosmopolitan Magazine. They said that girls are so obsessed with picking their own scents that when a guy has something on that smells so good. It brings back that memory, and we all know that smell is the closest sense related to memory.


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