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12-17-2010, 06:56 AM
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Re: My Butt Hurts. And My Gut. Lot's of Pics
The BEST one's are the one's who walk into hospital embarrassed who have the best stories. Man in the 1970's who came to a small country hospital with a broken broom handle up his bum. "I got drunk and fell asleep. When I woke up, I found it up there!" The guy who had his 14 year old son for a weekend, who ended up with a vibrator stuck up there. He say's to his son, "Now I hope you learn a lesson from this son!? Don't put it so far up your arse!" God if they ONLY knew we have to laugh when they are taken to Theatre. One Doctor "Should I take it out? Or change the batteries?"  |
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12-17-2010, 10:43 PM
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Re: My Butt Hurts. And My Gut. Lot's of Pics
Some people actually swollow abjects! Sometimes surgical instruments get left behind in the body after surgery if the Scrub nurse doesn't know how to count properly.  I DON'T know how they can mis-count when it's written in front of them. |
