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[docfr8]

Originally Posted by Ms. Jade

can anyone explain to me how the hell you swallow a pair of scissors?

I had friends that were xray techs and the scissors would be placed over the patient while taking the xray.

[edwina22]

Dont knock it till you tried it :)

[grimekeepa]

and not one with a mouse or hampster

[renfairegeek]

However the fuck this shit happens, is beyond me...

[shoottokill]

oohh, that would suck. the most i've swallowed is the little opening tab on a coke can. thats it...accidently of course

[Tefik]

Bug out gear for freaks.

[Fred Rubble]

Originally Posted by Ms. Jade

can anyone explain to me how the hell you swallow a pair of scissors?

It's not 'a pair' of scissors. It is merely 'a scissors.' There is not one scissor and another scissor, and you bring them together and *voila*, a pair of scissors. You go to the store and say, "scissors, please", and the next thing you know, you have a scissors, or, more colloquially, scissors, in your hand. And then you swallow them with a big glass of water, natch.

You're welcome!

PS. At least you don't say "hung", when you mean "hanged", right?

[DiamondSmiles]

How does one get a hammer up their ass?

[Needh3lp]

i found waldo!

[LuvsHorror]

Where's the kitchen sink?