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03-02-2025, 09:35 PM
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Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
Tlaxcala, Mexico The 'torero' Emilio Macías was about to kill a bull when the bull impaled Emilio's rectum with its right horn. After around fifteen seconds of being dragged around by the bull, Emilio was released and was taken to hospital in serious condition. |
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03-03-2025, 03:14 AM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
Absolutely incredible!  Amazing find!  That. Was. Hard. To. Watch. Holy shitballs!  That bull really got him good. There was no “dragging around” to this. He was suspended by the bulls horn in air not touching ground at all. His lower guts are a mess inside. He may never have a normal bowel movement again for the rest of his life. This injury will most likely affect his bladder too. He is very fucked.  |
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03-03-2025, 03:17 AM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
15 seconds of extreme prostate milking  should have left the bull alone.
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03-03-2025, 03:37 AM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
Fuck those cowards, he deserved worse.  |
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03-03-2025, 01:03 PM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
Rectum? Damn near killed'em!
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03-03-2025, 06:55 PM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
That bull looked back at his buddies in the pen & was like "Watch this...". I wanna see the surgical repair of that one, where the doctor pulls bull-horn splinters out of the gaping hole where his asshole used to be.
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03-04-2025, 11:30 PM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
Yep. He assed for it.
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03-04-2025, 11:36 PM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
Its about time the Mexicans found out what its like to have something undesirable breaching your southern border.
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03-05-2025, 11:45 AM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
It would seem Emilio completely misunderstood what the phrase 'grab the bull by the horns' meant.
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03-05-2025, 11:15 PM
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Re: Mexican Bullfighter Is Gored in the Rectal Area
Hell Ya Go Bull Go. I am a Taurus ! Get them,... where it hurts !!!!
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