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09-04-2020, 05:39 AM
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 Addict Of Misery Poster Rank:69 Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,176 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9547 Post(s)
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off
He's just trying to motivate the chef to add a little something extra to the lamb vindaloo.
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10-02-2020, 04:00 PM
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off
It was one of those dinner theater places and John finnally got Mary to say yes to a date. After a wonderful meal and a great show Mary, full of emotion and enthusism, said to John, "give them a hand!"! Little did Mary know John was a bit of a literalist. Mary has stopped dating again...  |
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10-04-2020, 07:27 AM
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off
I know a guy, not well, that cut off both of his thumbs with a miter saw. He was addicted to several different substances, mainly pills, and figured without thumbs, he couldn't open pill bottles.  |
How rude!
dont do drugs kids 
