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09-03-2020, 07:01 AM
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Man Chops Own Hand Off

Then begs for the other to be cut off.
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

Maybe he remembered he stole a potato
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

holy shit, never seen anything like this.
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

No more masturbating for you.
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

How's he gonna scratch his ear now?
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

That's one less hand groping European women on public transport.
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

he's talking to the other guy to chop that other hand off too as that's a bit difficult to do himself with only one hand lol
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

Employee of the month.
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

holy shit, never seen anything like this.
There is a video around here of a guy walking up to counter in Macy's and cutting his dick off. Maybe these two could be friends.
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Re: Man Chops Own Hand Off

That's 100% dedication to the "Haha bro, need a hand with that?" pun.


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