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05-03-2011, 11:40 PM
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Re: Kelly's Evil Eye (Subconjunctival Hemorrhage)
Oh Know . Kelly ,Kelly, Kelly. You should know this by now. Never , Never ,Never mix your booze. Stick with Jamieson my dear it would never treat you that way. Jamieson is a gentlemen and would never dot a girl's eyes. |
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05-03-2011, 11:50 PM
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Re: Kelly's Evil Eye (Subconjunctival Hemorrhage)
Man been there done that got the fucking T shirt. Don't ya love it when your so drunk that you have thrown up every bit of fluid out of your system but because your body knows you are on the verge of alcohol posioning that it forces you in to dry heaves so strong you pray to either fucking die or at least pass out. Been there my friends don't recomend it. The one thing that used to amaze me when I was a drunk was the fact that the average toilet is only held to the floor by two very thin long bolts which must be made from some form of spaceage super alloy. I say this because I am not a weak man , when drunk to the point of continuious dry heaves I have the streanth of ten men. Yet in all my years of hard core drinking I could never once pull that fucking toilet out of the floor no matter how hard I tried.LOL |