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11-08-2013, 04:19 PM
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Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
Drunken reveler, 22, fell off hotel bed and was impaled through the nostril by her own UMBRELLA!  · |
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11-08-2013, 07:15 PM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
Ouch. Hope it doesn't rain. She's got no brolly now!!
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11-08-2013, 07:31 PM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
Now, for the rest of her life, every time someone asks her how she got that scar...
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11-09-2013, 03:52 AM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
I'm tripping in the rain, just bleeding in the rain, what a glorious feeling, my sinuses are clear again!
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11-10-2013, 08:20 AM
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Re: Impaled in the Face with an Umbrella
  lucky for her it didn't end up in her eye
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